O Canada 

( English version)

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The true north strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land, glorious and free!
O Canada we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada we stand on guard for thee.

                    (Bill C-36, adopted 1980)
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

O Canada

(New politically correct version)

Yo! Canada.
Our domicile and current place of residence.
True feelings of nationalistic contentment, in everybody kindly request.
With glowing organs, we observe thy ascendance,                                                                    The true relatively north empowered and unshackled,
From considerable expanses - eh, Canada? - we're looking out for thee.
May the non-gender-specific deity maintain our geographical mass, strong yet sensitive and liberated!
Yo Canada, we're looking out for thee.
Yo Canada, we're looking out for the majorities, minorities, downtrodden. depressed, repressed, undressed, differently-looking, otherly-abled, preferentially varied individuals and group entities 
AND...thee.

    (Michael Friesen, Fredericton, NB, 1992)

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