Le chapitre perdue du livre de la Genèse
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Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
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God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.
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He said, "this pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
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She will always agree with every decision you make
and she will not nag you and will always be the first to admit
she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
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She will bear your children and never ask you
to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
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She will never have a headache and will freely
give you love and passion whenever you need it."
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Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
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God replied, "An arm and a leg."
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Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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(Of course the rest is history....)