A Jewish father, Moisha, was paid a visit by his eldest son Yitzak...
"Father, I am going to marry!"
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His father begins to dance with joy and sing Hava Nagila...
"Tell me, is she a good Jewish girl?" says the father. "What is her name?"
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"O'Brien," replies the son... "She's Catholic..."
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"Oy!" says the father.... "But are you happy?"
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"I'm very, very happy," says the son..
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"OK...as long as you're happy ... my blessings to you both," replies Moisha.
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But the father is still counting on his remaining sons, Schlemiel and Chutzpah.
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Schlemiel calls on his father the next evening. "Father... I too will be married soon!"
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Again, Moisha breaks out in a dance and sings God's praises...
"What is her name?," implores the father.
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"Kazalopodopolous," says the son. "She's Greek Orthodox."
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"Oy," says Moisha. "But are you happy?"
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"I'm happy, Father."
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"OK ... then you, too, have my blessing," intones Moisha.
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Dejected, Moisha goes to the Temple to pray.
"Please God... let my remaining son, Chutzpah, marry a nice Jewish girl
to raise nice Jewish children in your eyes ... PLEASE," he cries out.
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The next week, Chutzpah comes to his father excitedly and exclaims,
"Father!!, I am to wed in the spring!"
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"HER NAME? WHAT IS HER NAME?", his father immediately demands.
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"Goldberg!", says Chutzpah!
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Moisha is beside himself with joy!

"Praise God! Praise the Prophets!" Turning to Chutzpah, he asks, "Is she
Doctor Goldberg's daughter Shelley, from Los Angeles?"
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"No," says Chutzpah.
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"Hmmm," says Moisha... "Must be attorney
Goldberg's daughter Rachel from Beverly Hills?"
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"Ah... no, Father," says Chutzpah...
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"What is her first name, my youngest, truest, most beautiful son?"
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"Whoopi."