Desert Islands
Les  îles désertes
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere,
the  following people are stranded:
                                                        Two Italian men and one Italian woman
                                                        Two French men and one French woman
                                                        Two German men and one German woman
                                                        Two Greek men and one Greek woman
                                                        Two English men and one English woman
                                                        Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
                                                        Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
                                                        Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
                                                        Two Irish men and one Irish woman
                                                        Two American men and one American woman

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the  middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
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The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a  menage a trois.
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The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits  with  the German woman.
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The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is  cleaning and cooking for them.
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The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the  English woman.
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The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started  swimming to another island.
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The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
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The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor  store/restaurant/laundry,  and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their  store.
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The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a  distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets  somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However,  they're satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.
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The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman  will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true  nature  of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin,  how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the  equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look  fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her  nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root  cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a g--damn cell phone  so  they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this  godforsaken deserted island in the middle of nowhere so she can  get  her nails done and go shopping.

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