Mother-in-law in Jersualem
La belle-mère à Jérusalem
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George went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his
family, including his mother-in-law.
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During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem,
George's mother-in-law died.
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With the death certificate in hand, George went to the American
Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back
to the United States for proper burial.
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The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law,
told George that the sending of a body back to the States
for burial is very, very expensive.
It could cost as much as $5,000.
The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible
for the remains normally decides to bury the body here.
This would only cost $150.00.
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George thinks for some time and answers,
"I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back;
that's what I want to do."
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The Consul, after hearing this, says
"You must have loved your mother-in-law very much,
considering the difference in price."

"No, it's not that," says George.
"You see, I know of a case, many years ago,
of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem.
On the third day, he arose from the dead!
I just can't take that chance!


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