Les tomatesLTomatoes
An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and  three  kids. 
He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an  aptitude test. 
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The human resources manager tells him, 
"You will be hired at minimum  wage of $5.15 an hour. 
Let me have your e-mail address so that we can  get you in the loop. 
Our system will automatically e-mail you all the  forms and advise you 
when to start and where to report on your first  day." 
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Taken back, the man protests that he is poor
and has neither a computer  nor an e-mail address. 
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To this the manager replies, "You must  understand  that to a company
like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. 
Without an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a  high-tech firm. Good day." 
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Stunned, the man leaves.
Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in  his wallet,
he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 
25lb crates of beautiful red tomatoes.
He buys a crate, carries it! to  a  busy corner and displays the tomatoes.
In less than 2 hours he sells  all  the tomatoes and makes 100% profit.
Repeating the process several times  more that day, 
he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night
 with several bags of groceries for his family. 
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During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day. 
By the end of the week he is getting up early every day and working 
into  the night. He multiplies his profits quickly.
Early in the second week  he acquires a cart to transport several boxes
of tomatoes at a time,  but  before a month is up he sells the cart
to buy a broken-down pickup  truck. 
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At the end of a year he owns three old trucks.
His two sons have left  their neighborhood gangs to help him with 
the tomato business, his wife  is buying the tomatoes,
and his daughter is taking night courses at the  community college
so she can keep books for him. 
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By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and  employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes.
He  continues to work hard. 
Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of
nice  trucks and a warehouse that his wife supervises, 
plus two tomato farms  that the boys manage. 
The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds 
of  homeless and jobless people to work.
His daughter reports that the  business grossed a million dollars.
Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance.
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Consulting with an insurance adviser,
he  picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. 
Then the adviser  asks him for his e-mail address
in order to send the final documents  electronically. 
When the man replies that he doesn't have time to mess
 with a computer and has no e-mail address, the insurance man is  stunned,
"What, you don't have e-mail? No computer? No Internet? 
Just think where you would be today 
if you ' d had all of that five  years ago!" 
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"Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago 
I would be  sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.15 an hour." 
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Which brings us to the moral: 
Since you got this story by computer, 
you're probably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire. 
 

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