Comment déterminer d'où vient le chauffeur 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: MONTREAL 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: TORONTO
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
traffic:
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, cradling cell phone,balancing
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino,cradling
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned
to talk to
8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
phone,
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
feet
10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,beer
cans
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield
driving
AND THE BEST ONE OF ALL:
12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand
out
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