How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

Comment déterminer d'où vient le chauffeur
              
                  1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: MONTREAL 

                  2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: TORONTO 

                  3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic:
                                                                                                OTTAWA 

                  4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, cradling cell phone,balancing
                  Tim Horton's coffee on knee, foot solidly on accelerator: CALGARY 

                  5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino,cradling
                  cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun on lap: LOS ANGELES 

                  6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
                  SASKATOON, but driving in TORONTO 

                  7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to
                  someone in the back seat: QUEBEC CITY 

                  8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone,
                  foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck
                  in traffic: VANCOUVER 

                  9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet
                  being on the brake and both feet on the accelerator throwing McDonald's bag
                  out the window: RED DEER 

                  10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,beer cans
                  on the floor, raccoon tails attached to the antenna: PRINCE GEORGE 

                  11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield driving
                  40 km/hr on Hwy 1 in the left lane with the left blinker on: VICTORIA 

                  AND THE BEST ONE OF ALL: 

                  12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out
                  front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing Share The Land,
                  hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal

                  equipment to finish clearing intersection: WINNIPEG 


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