Yummie Chocolate Brownies
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- Remove teddy
bear from oven and tell your
child,
"No, No." Preheat oven to 375.
- Melt 1 cup margarine
in saucepan.
Add margarine
to 2 cups of sugar.
- Take shortening
can away from child and clean
cupboards. Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.
- Take shortening can away from child again and bathe cat.
- Apply antiseptic
and bandages to scratches sustained
while
removing shortening from cat's tail.
- Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour.
- Take smoldering
teddy bear from oven and open all
doors
and open windows for ventilation.
- Take telephone
away from child and assure party on
the line
the call was a mistake. Call operator and
attempt
to have direct dialed call removed from bill.
- Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.
- Let cat out of refrigerator.
- Pour mixture
into well-greased 9x13-inch pan.
Bake 25minutes.
- Rescue cat and
take razor away from child.
Explain to kids
that you have no idea
if shaved cats
will sunburn.
- Throw
cat outside while there's still time
and he's
still able to run away.
- Frosting:
Mix the following in saucepan:
? 1 cup sugar
? 1 oz unsweetened
chocolate
? 1/4 cup margarine
- Take the darn
teddy bear out of the @#$% broiler
and throw it away -- far away.
- Answer the door
and meekly explain to the nice
policeman
that you didn't know your child
had slipped out
of the house
and was heading
for the street.
Put child in
playpen.
- Add 1/3 cup
milk, dash of salt, and boil,
stirring constantly
for 2 minutes.
- Answer door
and apologize to neighbour for your
child
having stuck a garden hose in man's front door
mail slot.
Promise to pay for ruined carpet.
- Tie child to clothesline.
- Remove burned brownies from oven.
[Yields serving for 6, whether they like it or not!]