Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve
Les dix raisons pourquoi Dieu a crée Ève
God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the
garden because he would not ask for directions.
God knew that
one day Adam would require someone
to locate and
hand him the remote.
God knew
Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf
when his wore
out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
God knew
Adam would never be able to make a doctor's,
dentist's or
haircut appointment by himself.
God knew
Adam would never remember which night
to put the garbage
on the curb.
God knew
if the world was to be populated, men would never be able
to handle
the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
As the Keeper
of the Garden, Adam would never remember
where he left
his tools.
Apparently,
Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on
when God caught
him hiding in the garden.
As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."
And, finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve....
When God
finished the creation of Adam,
He stepped back,
scratched his head, and said,
"I can do
better than that."