Hillary Clinton dies and goes to heaven.
As she stands in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,
she sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asks, "Why
do you have
all those clocks
there on that wall?"
St. Peter answers,
"Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth
has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you
lie, the
hands on your
clock will move."
"Oh," says Hillary,
"whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother
Teresa's. The hands have never moved
indicating that
she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is
that?"
"That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock.
The hands have
only moved twice telling us
that Abe only
told two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill
Clinton's clock?" Hillary asks.
"Bill's clock
is in Jesus' office.
He's using it
as a ceiling fan."
