KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
 To get to the other side.

MOSES:
And God came down from the Heavens and he said unto the chickens
"Thou shalt cross the road". And the chicken crossed the road
and there was much rejoicing.

 BUDDHA:
Asking this question denies your own chicken nature

PLATO:
For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

HIPPOCRATES:
 Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

MACHIAVELLI:
The point is that the chicken crosses the road. Who cares why?
The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

KARL MARX:
 It was a historical inevitability.

DARWIN:
Chickens over great periods of time have been naturally selected in such
a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross the roads.

EINSTEIN:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the
chicken depends on your frame of reference.

FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON:
The chicken did not cross the road....it transcended it.

TIMOTHY LEARY:
Because that s the only trip the establishment would let it take.

 MARTIN LUTHER KING JNR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

ANDERSEN CONSULTING:
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its
 dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant
challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly
 competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship
 with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical
 distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry
 Integration Model (PIM) Andersen helped the chicken use its skills
 methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken's
 people processes and technology in support of its overall strategy
 within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a
diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with
 Andersen consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to
engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their
 personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to
 synergise with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals in
delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an
 enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry
 cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting
 enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically
 based, industry-focused and built upon a consistent, clear and unified
 market message and aligned with the chicken's mission vision and core
values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business
 integration solution.
Andersen Consulting helped the chicken
change to become more successful.

 CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
 To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

 RICHARD M. NIXON:
 The chicken did not cross the road.
I repeat the chicken did NOT cross >the road.

RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.

 SADDAM HUSSEIN:
 This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

 LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
 The road you see represents the black man.
The chicken "crossed " the black man
in order to trample him and keep him down.

FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
 have to cross the road before you believe it?

JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross the road?
I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to
ask what the heck was this chicken doing
walking around all over the place anyway?

 OLIVER STONE:
 The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Rather it is "Who was crossing the road at the same time whom we overlooked
in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

 BILL GATES:
 I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000 which will not only
 cross roads but will lay eggs file you important documents
and balance your cheque book.

 ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.

 COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?
 
 

More?...Encore plus?