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Why we say : "when the Alarm goes OFF"...actually it goes ON!!
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead Of "assteroids"?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of
?If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Why we call cleaning as "dusting" .. actually dusting means spreading the dust and not eliminating!!Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
We Drive on a "Parkway" .... and we Park on a " DriveWay"
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF WHEN? ... NOW?
I believe five out of every four people have trouble with fractions.
REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Be nice to your kids. They will be choosing your nursing home.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
* Why are they called apart-ments, when they're all stuck together?
* Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Whatever happened to Absorbing Senior?
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?
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