"Teta" Said!
" Some words of wisdom!"
Please if you have any similar material, send it to me , it will be my pleasure to publish it for you, and I will give you and/or your "Teta" all the credits !
(N.B. The quotes with credit as "Teta Laura" are those belonging to my mother " Laurance Mallouk")
"If everything's under control, you're going too slow."
(Mario Andretti)
When something is too cheap not more than a half of it you can keep.
Riadh, Tunisia
When she says I can do something and can't reach it she says I am bewitched.
Férial , Tunisia
No more respect ..... no more life
Mahmoud, Tunisia
Tony's little daughter was screaming and acting up ... he told her to stop while pointing his finger
at her. When his older daughter Lisa, saw him doing that to her sister, she told him
this, "Daddy ....When you are pointing your finger at someone, always
remember that there are 3 fingers pointing at you".
(PS. If you do not get it ... point your index finger at someone .. notice your three fingers; the baby, ring and middle fingers they are actually pointing at you)
( Lisa Iannattone, 10 years old., Montreal, Canada)
The reason I'm man's best friend is because I wag my tail instead of my tongue"
(A Poodle Called Perry )
The easiest job for God to do is to keep us humble - his biggest job is to get us to believe that we are somebody and that we can really do something.
Anonymous
It is better to loose with a smart person than find anything with the stupid one.
(Henryk & Grace Stayger ...Poland)
If your friend is made of Honey .. Don't lick it all ... (Don't lick it dry)
(Teta Laura .... Egypt )
Me and my brother against my cousin .... Me and my cousin against the starnger
(Teta Laura .... Egypt )
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do
(Antoiniette Rampone, Pierrefonds, Canada)
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory .... You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
(Steven Wright, USA)
"If you don't get the response from a child as you would like, do the catsup method, Firm but gentle hand on the bottom.
(Laura V., Utah.... USA)
The mind, like a parachute, functions only when open
(Neil Fitzpatrick, Pierrefonds, Canada)
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it!
(Michelle, Indiana...USA)
"Beauty is what Beauty does"
(Edna Gordon, Utah...USA)
WHAT WOULD YOU ATTEMPT TO DO IF YOU KNEW YOU COULD NOT FAIL?
(Robert Schuller)
The six most important words: "I admit that I was wrong,"
The five most important words: "You did a Great Job."
The four most important words: "What do you think?"
The three most important words: "Could you please "
The two most important words: "Thank You."
The Most important word: "We."
The least important word: " I "
( Michelle, USA)
Keep your eyes open before marriage and half shut after.
(The friendship book)
HABIT
is hard to conquer, remove the first letter and it doesn't change a bit. Remove the second letter too and you still have a bit left. Remove the third and the whole of it remains. But now remove the fourth, and you have conquered the HABIT. Which goes to prove that if you want to get rid of a HABIT, you must dispose of it altogether-you can't do it in bits!(The Friendship Book)
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day , but teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life."
(Buddy Mohamed, USA)
The Higher you climb the mountain ..... The more you will see!!!
(Larry Bossidy... USA)
"The Monkey in the eyes of his mother is a GAZAL"
(Love is Blind)
(Teta Laura .... Egypt )
"You can't change the past, but you can ruin a perfectly good present by worrying about the future"
(The friendship Book)
"When wealth is lost, nothing is lost;
When health is lost, something is lost;
When Character is lost, all is lost"
(Germany)
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Beauty is skin deep and ugly is to the bone.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!!!!
(Kory, Hong Kong)
" You can not play with the fox at night if you want to have a good hunt with the falcons in the day"
(If you hoot with the owls you cannot soar with the Eagles)
(Buddy Mohamed, USA)
"If you need something from a dog, call him Sir ! "
(Teta Laura .... Egypt )
"You Can't Clap with one Hand !"
(Teta Laura .... Egypt )
"Virginity is like a match ... you light it only Once!"
(Teta Laura .... Egypt)
"
The Son (or daughter) of a duck is a swimmer!"(Teta Laura .... Egypt )
"Are you enthusiastic? Do you travel to work Monday morning at the same speed as you go home on Friday afternoon? This is an excellent measure of enthusiasm." -
Steve Kissell
" A boy farmer decided to go to the market to sell some eggs, His mother gave him 3 dozens (the collection of the day). The boy started towards the market, walking through his journey to the market the kid started to think; "I will sell the 3 dozens, with the money I will buy a chicken and rooster, I will feed them, they will grow, they will produce a lot of babies (chicks) and a lot of eggs . after selling all the eggs and the "chicks" for one year I will have enough money to buy a baby cow and a baby Ox, I will do the same thing sell the milk, let them have babies and after another year I will have enough money to buy a small farm." Suddenly the kid tripped over a stone that he did not see (occupied by his thoughts) and his 3 dozen fell down and smashed on the ground !!!"
(Teta Laura .... Egypt )
" If you tell your age, You will tell everything!"
" An apple a day, keep the doctor away"
(Kory; Hong Kong)
"If Your friend is made of honey .... do not lick it all"
" You can't have your cake and eat it too"
(Farid & Sue, Montreal Canada)
"You can attract a lot more flies with honey than you can with vinegar".
(CyberSteve, Montreal , Canada)
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"Se sono rose fioriranno",
the litteral translation would be
" If they are roses they will bloom"
"Liberina Tudino", Italy
